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when you hear about a religious person who steals, you wonder what the hell religion teaches. And mind you, it’s not a out of desperation – this person can afford $90 slippers. “Thou shalt not steal” and “thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s property” clearly wasn’t taught in that church. Time was obviously spent on…

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I’m pretty sure there is a threshold to what’s Singlish and what’s Simple English and one day you’d find the variety you and your upper friends speak is perceived as Singlish after all.

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it’s so profoundly embarrassing that we’re not even regarded as the feeder major for NIE because people can’t even pass a diagnostic test. (Sure sure, we didn’t go to grammar school. But that test ain’t completely grammar either.)

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I’m afraid one day activism will be synonymous with open-mindedness. Or, people no longer say they support a particular cause because they are afraid they can’t live up to expectations in championing rights.

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it’s such a sin to grow up at your own pace in today’s would you would think the adults certainly know exactly where they are going. They don’t.

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it’s always a good sign to have leftovers and dirty dishes, because that means we’ve got enough to eat. (Oddly positive of me, but sometimes you’ve just got to admit that.)

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with all the talk about scrapping exams and stop focusing on academic results, I fear it will never mean a thing until they stop giving scholarships and the accompanied prestige.

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if idealism was such a dirty word, what would you call a person who is idealistic about combating the negative connotations of idealism?

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I suddenly feel so fortunate that Singapore’s official official language at all important agencies is English, so I can easily filter calls from China Chinese fucktards trying to fleece me and waste my time.

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when people say a woman looks her best on her wedding day, the implication is that everything goes downhill from that day.